The Natural Truth

During a recent conversation with Steve via g-chat, he floored me
with some beautiful truth. I haven't been this blind sided by truth
in a long time. I felt obligated to share Steve's wisdom with his
fans. So many things in my life now make sense...

me: People really shouldn't poop at work. I was just taking a piss
and it sounded like an animal was in the stall next to me. So much
groaning...
me: PS - the new Wolfmother song is pretty damn good.

Steve: I'll have to check it out, the new DMB song is pretty solid as well

me: oh yeah? haven't heard it yet what's it called?

Steve: just go to the websiteIt's Funny

me: don't tell me what to do

Steve: or, something like that...Funny how...something with "Funny" in it

me: Anyway, bottom line, people shouldn't do that kind of crap at
work...no pun intended....ZING!

Steve: dude...some of out atty's go into the toilet with a full
newspaper...and terrible, terrible, intentions

And then Steve laid down some truth...

Steve: its like...if you were born before 1970: 1.) you take huge,
loud, nasty, dumps with no concern for other people whatsoever...And
courtesey flush is never going to happen. 2.) you don't wash your
hands after you piss, unspoken, oldshcool, law